Clavicular and contentmaxxing
the next step after groyperfication
Everything you could say about Clavicular — the 20-year-old looksmaxxer who is one of the internet’s first main characters of 2026 — feels optimized for algorithmic traction. He has lived his life in order to be a hook for a social media post.

That’s why he hits himself in the face with a hammer, does methamphetamine for “hollow cheeks,” has taken so many steroids he’s rendered his body incapable of producing its own testosterone, and meticulously documents and posts all of it. That’s also why he’s been collabing a lot lately with Sneako, a degenerate dirtbag who has been one of Ye’s few friends after the whole Nazi thing, as well Nick Fuentes, groyper commandant and little freak white supremacist who has seized a viral moment over the last few months.
On stream with Sneako this past week, Clavicular (real name Braden Peters) appeared to get a text from his (purportedly) 17-year-old girlfriend saying she was pregnant. Later, while streaming themselves sipping drinks at a restaurant, he said to Sneako:
CLAV: Maybe I’ll have a kid, though. That’d be a W segment.
SNEAKO: Bro, your brain’s so cooked. Having a kid as a segment?
CLAV: Well, all I think about is content, I’m sorry bro. Like dude, I literally only think about content, you’ve gotta understand.
SNEAKO: Having a kid is a good collab.
The next night he was at the club with Sneako, Nick Fuentes, and Andrew Tate blasting Ye’s “Heil Hitler.” Clips of the group saluting at a club went viral across X and other platforms. It was a “good collab.” Tate, the only person in the clip who didn’t seem to be into the song, had this to say:
It was played because it gets traction in a world where everybody is bored of everything all of the time, and that’s why these young people are encouraged constantly to try and do the most shocking thing possible… you see this on all their streams, they’re running people over, doing retarded shit constantly…
“Running people over” would seem to refer specifically to Clavicular, who hit somebody with his Cybertruck during a Christmas Eve livestream leading to a temporary ban from Kick (charges appear to have not been pressed).
Three days later, he appeared on a rightwing podcast with normie 50-something host Michael Knowles, and explained that he preferred Gavin Newsom to JD Vance because Newsom is a “6’3 Chad” and Vance is “fat and ugly.” Clips of that went viral online. Clavicular also shared on a stream that he’d turned down an invite to a Peter Thiel party because “that’s like a Diddy party” and “you have to have something wrong with you to have made that much money.”
I’m not a clinician, but I’d say he’s likely a psychopath and a drug addict — and partying with Nick Fuentes isn’t really that much better than partying with Peter Thiel. But what’s really going on here?
We should take Clavicular at his word that all he thinks about is content. To some extent, the same is true of Sneako, Tate, and Fuentes — to understand this particular strain of online political life, you have to understand they are always clip-farming.
But you shouldn’t see these figures as disengaged from ideology because they treat the real world solely as a field in which to sow content and reap online engagement. Instead, Clav’s total submission to content is an ideology in itself — and an increasingly influential one.
When everything is content, everything is measurement first and meaning second. “Hitler” is primarily a keyword denoting reliable engagement, not a name denoting immense evil. Hitting yourself in the face with a hammer is rational because it makes more people watch your Kick stream.
Meaning is dependent on who you ask, but measurement is dependent on what you do, or are. Rather than navigating weird, tangled, and unfair systems of human meaning-making, people like Clavicular choose to optimize for metrics. Instead of learning to talk to women, you simply do steroids because a person’s attractiveness can’t be a basket of mostly-intangible qualities, it must be a battery of measurable quantities — canthal tilt, facial width-to-height ratio, maxillary recession. And your only logical task in life is to “maxx” those metrics.
This way of thinking naturalizes (and reflects) the dominance of algorithms, which are constantly scanning the social world for stuff they can count and then resculpting that world so they can count it better and push the numbers to where companies would like them to be. The algorithm does to a discussion what Clavicular does to his face — a series of micro-fractures, delivered repeatedly and with precision, in the hopes that it will match a target number. The algorithm is not just a tool used by a platform on its users, but an all-around context into which everything — from economic transaction, to personal relationships, to our understanding of current events — is embedded, as essential to being a contemporary person as a body of water is to being a goose.
Contentmaxxing might be understood as a kind of ideology. Ideology, according to the definition offered by Louis Althusser, is that which “interpellates individuals as subjects.” Quoting from the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy’s gloss:
What Althusser meant by this formula is that ideology constitutes and calls to us as agents, providing the framework and orientation within which we experience ourselves (and one another) as centers of action beholden to normative demands. According to Althusser, ideology can perform this function only because it is always embedded in ritual practices and institutions.
Where Clavicular ties into all this is on the level of “ritual practices and institutions.” In the past, to be popular as a 19-year-old meant you did cool shit, were invited to things, and succeeded at performing the rituals and being within the institutions (sports teams, clubs, social circles) that matter for teenagers. Nowadays, to be popular is measured by engagement from friends in the form of text messages, likes, followers, and Snap streaks. The ritual practices of social media and the platform (rather than the institution) are what you read to attain a vision of yourself and the world.
Each of these ideologies employs different techniques. In the old-school world, taste (“looking cool”) mattered as a way for ideology to express itself, as did various rituals of institutional accreditation. In the new world, it’s all about surveillance, algorithms, and attention-getting. Both of these ideologies purport to reflect reality — and to some extent they do, as it is translated through those techniques and according to the interests of the people winning the game. My sense of what being “cool” means, if I was raised within that old-school ideology, is conditioned by the way our society views disability, race, class, and gender as well as the actual coolness of someone. The same holds true for algorithmic ideology: the sense of what “cool” means is conditioned by the way the technology views us, expresses us and elaborates the simulated world it has made — which it largely does through measurement of engagement metrics.
The ideology Clavicular expresses is anti-meaning, a kind of digital nihilism. He wants to show there are no norms, laws, institutions, or traditions stronger than the algorithm’s kayfabe market, its shallow snap judgments, and what an unrestrained individual can make of them. There is no base of power other than the hyper-optimized self, no community and no constraint. It is a radical opposition to things like taste, institutional credibility, family, and collective existence; and a radical embrace of the cold, individualistic world-model of the algorithm. Perhaps most of all, it’s a rejection of the human body as it exists among other bodies, expressed through the mutilation of it to satisfy what the algorithm wants to see. The gamble is that through strategic amoral conniving, you can win the game — but nobody is really responsible for anything that happens in the end, because it’s all the machine, the matrix, the way things “have” to be.
Proclaiming “Heil Hitler” in a club or striking yourself in the head with a hammer both break foundational taboos of the old-school ideology which used to run things in the Western world. Facing no real consequence for either taboo-breakage — instead, finding fast fame and financial success from them — is proof of that older ideology’s vanishing. Club promoters hasten to ban Sneako, Clavicular, and Fuentes, preventing them from ever coming back, but it doesn’t matter. A hundred thousand people are still watching the livestream. And they weren’t ever there to dance, to talk to people, to order bottle service — they were there to mog, to be filmed and to post, since that’s what you measure.




"The algorithm does to a discussion what Clavicular does to his face" - brilliant, thank you for this
Clavicular is surely the natural conclusion of what our culture has become, like Scott Fitzgerald in the roaring twenties with concomitant 1940s fall...
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